Jus L'amore
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Ciao! So, who is Jus L'amore? Well, I am sometimes offensive, yet mostly sweet. Always honest, but occasionally crass. A creator of all things; from lifestyle & love to family & business, I strive to inform & entertain. Laughter included.
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Top Slang of '17
Whenever I imagine an older person trying to be cool I envision someone saying "yo yo yo" while they flail and cross their arms like a rapper from the 80's. Except instead of looking like a cool ass hip hop artist they look more like someone having a fit and sounding like a total dweeb. OK, maybe that's just me since that is exactly what my father did while I was growing up. My friends would come over, mostly dressed in XXL t-shirts and Phat Farm jeans on, and there would be my dad Yo Yo Yo'n and arm seizuring all up in their face. And never, not once, did any one of those friends say, "Damn your dad is cool".
By Jus L'amore9 years ago in Longevity
What She's Really Thinking While Watching Porn with Her Man
What porn is to men, Romcoms are to women. Both involve fantasy, unnaturally proportioned actors, and of course the most unlikely of outcomes. Which is why couples don't always see eye to eye when it comes to watching these dirty little flicks before a romp session.
By Jus L'amore9 years ago in Filthy
Why Every Woman Wants an Alpha Male
I never put much thought into what being an alpha male consists of. Honestly, it wasn’t until I became addicted to my kindle and started reading hundreds upon hundreds of erotic and romance novels that I really began to appreciate and understand this hot ass, in charge, take no prisoners type of man. When I used to fantasize about a man it would usually involve some baby-faced asshole with a lot of tattoos and a shitty attitude, but now, as I have gotten older, that imaginary arrogant dick wad is no longer able to dampen my panties. What turns me on these days is a confident, hard working, respectable, and stable man (who of course is still colorfully tatted and a filthy bedroom talker, duh).
By Jus L'amore9 years ago in Filthy
Simple Ways to Avoid Weight Gain
Let's be honest, we can read every article claiming to have the quickest workout routine, fastest weight loss diet, and newest drug on the market, but a lot of the time reading these articles is where it ends. Sometimes it’s nice to think and say you’re going to do something but you simply never follow through. It could be due to a busy schedule or lack of motivation but whatever the reason is behind putting the brakes on getting in shape, it’s ok and it happens to all of us at one time or another. Everyone has a time where we don't want to or can't eat according to a diet plan or don't have the time to hit the gym five days a week. However, just because you’re not being overly proactive about eating healthy and getting in shape doesn't mean you should just throw all your previous hard work away or do whatever you want and hope for the best. Truth be told, with a mentality like that you're asking to gain 10 pounds and feel terrible about it. So do yourself a favor while you’re on this healthy hiatus; Put down the serious fitness magazine and drill these tips into your head. They are simple, require very little motivation, and while they may not help you LOSE a lot of weight they will certainly assist you in NOT GAINING any pounds either!
By Jus L'amore9 years ago in Longevity
Signs It's Time to Break Up
We have all been there at one time or another, either as the "breaker upper" or the “broken up with”, regardless both positions can be difficult. For some couples, a break up may come from out of nowhere, leaving one of you distraught and confused, or perhaps the breakup will be a mutual agreement and the best decision for both of you. Looking out for warning signs is a good way to predict if you and your lover might be on the outs. You can use these signs as motivation to communicate and work through your issues or as an awakening that will finally push you to move on. Whatever choice you make, remember life is too short to spend it fighting and unhappy and even the worst relationships leave you with something; a new found outlook on life, love and most importantly yourself.
By Jus L'amore9 years ago in Filthy
Things Women Think While Giving Head
The art of fellatio can be a daunting, redundant, and sometimes difficult job, a job not for the easily gagged or weakened jaw. Combine that with a woman’s inability to relax and you have quite a humorous adventure on your hands. While giving head doesn’t seem to be rocket science, even the most seasoned blowers admit to having a doubt or two when face to face with the one-eyed monster.
By Jus L'amore9 years ago in Filthy
Reasons Why Women Fake Orgasms
Ah, the tale as old as time. Boy meets girl. Boy takes girl out on date. Girl goes home with boy. Girl decides she wants to sleep with guy. You start fooling around a little bit. And then...nothing. He's been going down on you for at least 25 minutes and you're starting to get anxious. No matter how hard you focus, or how good whatever he's doing feels, you cannot climax. The reasons why women fake orgasms are vast. Maybe you're nervous. It's the first time you've slept with this person and you're having performance anxiety. Maybe he keeps changing direction right when your about to go over the edge, and it's a new partner that you don't feel comfortable correcting. Or maybe, just maybe, you're hate-fucking your ex for the 100th time and seriously, at this point your mental block is just too big for you to physically have an orgasm. You've reached the point of no return. You either want the act to be over completely or you at least want to move on to the full penetration portion of the evening. But your partner is a giver (so he thinks), and refuses to stop until you've climaxed. So what do you do now?
By Jus L'amore9 years ago in Filthy
Easy Homemade Sunburn Remedies
I'm sure most of you have suffered from sunburn once in your life and if you haven't, you definitely know someone who has. What about the times you've been burnt while away in another country or on a cruise in the middle of the ocean? These sunburn treatments vary from common to bizarre remedies with one thing in common; they are all extremely easy to find!
By Jus L'amore9 years ago in Longevity
Things Women Think While Receiving Oral Sex
Oral sex out is one of the greatest sexual pleasures of all time. Having a someone between your legs, while you pull their hair and claw at the sheets is what every woman wants, isn’t it? Sure it is, but unlike men who can shut down their brain and become sex driven idiots who barely know their name, women aren’t always so lucky. Unless you’re anticipating the act and rightfully prepared to be spread, licked, and poked, the act of having a man go down on you isn’t always glamorous.
By Jus L'amore9 years ago in Filthy
How to Have Sex After Kids
It’s been months since the doctor has cleared you for sex, yet you can still count on one hand how many times you’ve actually done it. Your partner wants you, you want your partner, but the baby wants you both—all the time. And when the baby gives you a moment, you are either too tired or too busy to remember how horny you are. It never ends. Babies become toddlers and then, in the blink of an eye, they are kids. Kids are a tremendous deterrent to sex. They are there all the time. A little carpe diem and a lot of planning is what it takes to have sex after a child comes into your life.
By Jus L'amore9 years ago in Filthy
Best Fruit and Veggie Pick Up Lines
One liners are the bread and butter of those who have very little game or a whole lot of confidence. Despite their natural cheesiness they can often be quite hilarious (and therefore effective). Most of us have heard a few pick up line favorites from “hey girl, do you have a quarter I can borrow, because I promised I’d call my mama when I fell in love” to “did you fall from the sky, because you are an angel” to more inappropriate versions like, “did you spray your pants with Windex, because I can see myself in them.” I know, total barf. However, there are people out there who are convinced they will hook the love of their life with one creative line.
By Jus L'amore10 years ago in Filthy
How to Last Longer in Bed
Isn’t it crazy how completely opposite men and women are when it comes to the big O? To give a woman an orgasm is to give her a gift she has always wanted yet is often hard to find. Despite vagina diagrams, verbal direction, and YouTube videos, women still have a difficult time reaching orgasm from their partner, and that’s if they do at all. It is a mission that takes skill, patience, and usually a few prayers.
By Jus L'amore10 years ago in Filthy
