Jonathan Sim
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Film critic. Lover of Pixar, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Marvel, DC, Back to the Future, and Lord of the Rings.
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All 6 Terminator Movies Ranked From Worst to Best!
Hasta la vista, baby. Since I'm stuck at home watching every new movie get delayed by a few weeks, I have had a lot of spare time. Therefore, I have decided to finish watching all the film series I never finished and begin ranking them for your entertainment.
By Jonathan Sim6 years ago in Geeks
'Irresistible' Review—Disappointingly Bland
The issue with our current 2020 presidential election is that both Joe Biden and Donald Trump are the two most perfect candidates. They are both the most equally qualified people in the country to be president, and neither candidate has done or said a single thing that could be considered offensive or improper.
By Jonathan Sim6 years ago in The Swamp
'Artemis Fowl' Review—Relentlessly Horrible
There are three signs that a movie won't be very good: 1) it took 20 years to make, 2) 18 months pass between the teaser trailer release and the film release, and 3) Disney drops the theatrical release and releases it on Disney+ despite retaining every other theatrical release.
By Jonathan Sim6 years ago in Geeks
My 5 Favorite African-American Movies. Top Story - June 2020.
There has been outrage recently over the unwarranted police killing of George Floyd. #BlackLivesMatter has been trending, and many have taken to the streets to protest the injustices that African-Americans have faced with the police in recent years.
By Jonathan Sim6 years ago in Geeks
The Perfect Order to Watch the Star Wars Movies. Top Story - May 2020.
I have had Star Wars on the brain recently with Star Wars Day happening just a few weeks ago, and recently, it was the 40th anniversary of the release of The Empire Strikes Back, my all-time favorite Star Wars movie and one of my favorite films of all time.
By Jonathan Sim6 years ago in Futurism
I Made a Sci-Fi Short Film With a $46 Budget
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read.
By Jonathan Sim6 years ago in Futurism
'Scoob!' Review—Unbearably Awful
You and I should be grateful for films such as this—how else would we understand the definition of "torture"? Tony Cervone directs Scoob!, an animated adventure comedy about the Scooby-Doo gang as they embark on a new adventure with a superhero named Blue Falcon, as they try to stop a villain named Dick Dastardly. Before I review this film, I want to clarify that my knowledge of Scooby-Doo is minimal, as I have not seen it before this movie. Having said that, I can still say—
By Jonathan Sim6 years ago in Geeks
'Capone' Review—A Bloated Nightmare
Tom Hardy shits himself in this movie. Twice. And that's all you need to know. Capone is not your average gangster biopic. Josh Trank, the man behind films such as Chronicle and the critically maligned FANT4STIC, writes, directs, and edits this biographical drama based on the life of the notorious gangster Al Capone.
By Jonathan Sim6 years ago in Criminal
