Gerard DiLeo

Joined July 2021

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Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!

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Gastric Gomorrah
Gorged garlicky goulash Goes gurgling gloomingly Gastrointestinal grumbles gather Generating growling GERD Grating gushed groans
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
Dirty Laundry
[See triggers in comments after] *** *** *** She always liked how I did her laundry. Truth be told, I liked doing her laundry, too. I would guess at what she was doing by her laundry. I would look at the grass stains, the caked-on mud, and the mysterious bodily fluids and fantasize scenarios about what she did to get such soiling. She was busy. Always creating dirty laundry.
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Filthy
Validating Virginity
Vicars villainize vamps, virtueless vixen: Vincenzo's vicarage, Via Vecchio, Vestal Veronica visits. Veronica's virginity, vicar Vincenzo vets,
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
Between the Bookends
I live and I die meaning to bridge them so clean But the stuff that happens to happen unforeseen Is the stuff of my strife
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
Upping the Score
Adam takes his Original sinful sword And he sheathes it obediently for the Lord Who said, "Be fruitful and multiply; The whole Earth, thou art charged, resupply."
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
I Can't Stop
Since this limerick challenge began I was entranced again and again To write the silly cadence Till I fit in with the patients
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
Two-Way Mirror
The mirror showed a reflection that wasn't my own, although this was no reflection on me. I had long since fretted over my misty inconsistency, my missing solidity, my not-mattering matter.
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Fiction
Death and Taxes
The cliché, unavoidable Death and Taxes Is foreplay for double anticlimaxes Unless your intention Is to file an extension
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
Too Smart for His Own Good
An MD, JD, MBA, full alphabet Reached more degrees than a charcoal briquette But poor and homeless he was Because of the fine print clause
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
Time Heals
The pretty, young thing was an appetizer Favored over a plain woman, which surprised her But as they both got older Similar wrinkles consoled her
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
Last Request
They stood me up at dawn For conclusions mistakenly drawn Their muzzles were jammed Fired back at the damned They all died but I walked off and lived on
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
Aabba!
There is a boy in town called Nick Who makes love to atheists by limerick It rhymes twice and then twice again Couplets driving infidels insane
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets