Damned Dan

Dirty Dan did dirty deeds--

Detestable, despicable, degenerate deeds--

Despite daunting difficulties.

Daily, Dan declared decisions, dealing defeat dastardly.

Disingenuous Dan defined depraved deportment, dreadfully doling deadly deeds.

Dan dodged death-defying deterrence, decidedly doubling down.

Dan's diabolical demeanor deserved demiurgic discipline--damnation.

Distressed, deities denounce Dan, divinely deciding deplorable, Draconian denouement:

"Dan dies."

Dan does die.

Dead Dan descends, dumped directly down, down, down

Desperate, dizzying depths, disavowed.

Dedicated devils develop desultory diversions,

Doing disgusting desecrations.

Dutiful demons doth delight defiling Dan diabolically--

Decapitating, decimating, disemboweling,

Detaching, dismantling, dislodging deviantly,

Dismembering, dissecting, draining Dan's diseased drops dry.

Draggled, destiny demoralizes Dan:

Daimonic, Dan does daresay,

"Do dismiss--duly disregard Dan's dirty debaucherous deeds done--

Dan's definitely detoxified."

Dan's doomed denouncement:

"DENIED!"

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