Gerard DiLeo

Joined July 2021

866 stories

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Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!

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178 — Dear Star Registry...
Dear Registrars, Lovely exotic dancer, Ursula North, my “little dipper,” my “little bear,” is my unrequited love. I know she cares, even if she doesn't treat me like she does all those ogling men with their dollar bills. I need to impress her in an “astronomical” way. Imagine my presenting, instead of dollars or purchasing lap dances, an entire constellation deeded to her (in your registry, copyrighted with the Patent and Trademark Office!).
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
#177 — The Birds and the Bees and the Wasps: a Fable
A male bee and a male wasp were discussing love. "I penetrate the one I love over and over until I see the next person I want," boasted the wasp.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
#176 Nunsuch — Part 2
"If you eat meat on a Friday, that's a mortal sin," said the priest during Religion class. "Who says?" I asked. "The Church says," he replied. "The Church is the direct extension of Jesus."
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
175 Nunsuch — Part 1
Catholics call seven the "Age of Reason," when we're old enough to tell right from wrong; to know when a sin's grievous enough to be a mortal sin--bad enough to go to Hell.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
Hand-in-Glove
Preventing ease of donning hand-in-glove We wear vambrace against the other's clutch We just can't seem to reinsert our love
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Poets
Way Past Forgiveness
I'll never forgive you. And I'll never forget you, either. I'll never accept you. And I'll always perfect you, too. I'll never love you again.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Poets
174 Rap CD in Blue
A failed rapper began handing out his CDs on the street for free, hoping he would gain traction. He had chosen the area of town wisely, so there were many takers.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
173 — Omphaloskepsis
Since conception I've been tethered--codependent on someone. I drag with me my umbilical cord, pulsatile with my life. It begins--on me; but it ends on a clump of receptive tissue seeking purchase of my next attachment.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
#172 — Pyrrhic Victory
The human brain can perform the equivalent of a billion-billion mental operations per second, wielding 20 watts of power. Back in the day, when our town's census had swelled to over 40,000 souls, our theocracy had thrived.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
Optimist vs Pessimist
I reap what I sow You sew what you rip I keep what I grow You sink with the ship . My cargo ships far You are quartered below
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Poets
Power in Numbers
The human brain can perform the equivalent of a billion-billion mental operations per second, wielding its 20 watts of power.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
#171 — Juneteenth Betweenth a Rock and a Hard Place
An unkown white WWI soldier was in Bell County, Texas, when an African American man joined him. A second white man, in rags, waved. His head bandaged, he wore a moth-eaten blue coat with white trimmings indicating his artillery regiment.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction