Completly serious musings on beards and bears
The odd thing about beards is that throughout history, most men from the classiest gentleman to the least classy roughman have chosen to shave their chins and thus have the face of a tiny child. Meanwhile, the beard has always been a sexy option that provides ample advantage in day to day life. One can keep small objects in one’s beard, it insulates the face against extreme cold, a long enough beard can be used as a jumping rope for eight children or three adults. And as previously mentioned, they are extremely sexy. Nine out of people surveyed said that seeing a fine beard makes them feel both romantic and fluttery.
