Erin Gunsinger
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Leathercraft
According to Genesis, God was the first leathercrafter. When epic dumbasses Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, they became self-aware. They realized they were naked, and so they hid. God came to visit and found the kids hiding in the bushes. It didn't take long to realize that the kids had made a royal mess of things, and now they couldn't stay in the playpen anymore. So God made them clothes from animal skins, and booted them out of the Garden of Eden. And here we are.
By Erin Gunsinger5 years ago in Lifehack
Second-Hand Cats
I was the first to walk into the hospital room, the first to see the rise of my mother's feet under the grey blanket that covered them. I didn't want to go any further into the room. I didn't want to see her lying there, pale and lifeless, as I had never seen her before. But my feet moved forward almost on their own, my sisters and my Dad following close behind. Her face came into view, and I saw her, tired and weary, her thin gray hair smoothed back no doubt by the hand of one of the nurses who probably loved her. This was a woman who would apologize for inconveniencing anyone while she was having a heart attack.
By Erin Gunsinger5 years ago in Petlife
