Desmina de Vil
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Desmina de Vil is a clown of many talents and accolades. From poetry to fashion, Desmina's tittle tattle is sure to leave you stunned. She speaks from the voice of the Hidden One, the Nasty One, the Daring One, the One who makes men cower.
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Oui, Oui, je vais à Paris!
C’est vrai! Vous pouvez imaginer? Moi! Desmina de Vil, la fille de Cruelle, vais à Paris! I celebrated my 24th birthday on some rainy night - quel temps du chien!- in Paris. I was in the Metro when my new iPhone (and heart) got snatched up by some RUDE boy.
By Desmina de Vil11 months ago in Humor
The Sacred Clown
The passage to Clownhood may be achieved in these such ways: 1] Laugh Hahaha! Hehehe! Luckily, the nebula begins and ends with this. The essence of being, like love, is laughter, which echoes untimelessly through Space, Stars, and Galaxies, eventually making its way to fill one's soul. The Clown with a Smile of Flowers tics with curiousness of the cosmos.
By Desmina de Vil11 months ago in Humor
Desmina de Vil SLAYS at New York Fashion Week
Happy Friday the 13th! As Spooky Season lays heavily on our chests, so does the inundation of news about Fall Fashion Weeks around the world, from Seoul to New York to Paris. And like Halloween, we witness the macabre costume wickedness of fashion. It's a cut-throat world where one display of absurdity tops another, packaged in beauty filter and botox. Extra points if you can make a ghoul look extra glamorous. I swear I’m seeing almost as many articles about Kendall Jenner wearing a dress made of faux fingernails at the Schiaparelli show in Paris as breaking news on Ghost couples on this season of Love is Blind. Kendall’s snoopy walk or Stacy’s Trump-inspired blush, color me absolutely screaming for my life.
By Desmina de Vil2 years ago in Humor
I Dated a Cardboard Cutout of Harry Styles
Great listener but a bit two dimensional! If you are a Facebook follower of one of the many Harry Styles Facebook Pages I troll, you would know that the Twinkg of Pop celebrated the end of his historic Love on Tour. Congrats Mr. Styles! It’s been a long not one, not two, but three years of your tour and it was truly magical. While I couldn’t make it to the last show at Reggio Emilia, Italy you bet that tight ass I loved stalking you around the world in Tokyo, Frankfurt, Vienna, Barcelona, Madrid, and Portugal. In each city, I felt the spirit of the feather boa come alive as droves of fans of all ages twisted and shouted in the stadiums, or picnicked outside hanging onto your sweet lullabies. I truly hope you are enjoying that post tour lifestyle- you deserve it!
By Desmina de Vil2 years ago in Journal
Desmina de Vil to Debut Fashion Line at New York Fashion Week
Hi. Its’s me. Desmina de Vil. I feel like I’ve done this a million times, but if you’re new here- allow me to introduce myself. My name is Desmina de Vil, Drag Clown, Gossip Columnist, and Fashion Designer.
By Desmina de Vil2 years ago in Journal
An Ode to my Insanity
Hello everyone, it’s me. Desmina de Vil. I write this blog from the London Stansted Airport, which I will be making a home for the rest of the night. I fear that the two missed flights on my way to Frankfurt are a hint from the Universe that maybe I should turn my back on this chaotic and arduous path, and yet I persist.
By Desmina de Vil3 years ago in Psyche
On the Roof
The Mirror Showed a Reflection that Wasn't My Own. Hey there! It's me, Jezebel. You may know me from the popular @harrystyles song, Little Freak. But Harry didn't make me up silly, I did! For all of eternity, I have existed. Check the Internet. "Jezebel. Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth." Jezebel- evil traitor woman who purges Israel of Yahweh.
By Desmina de Vil3 years ago in Horror
