Colleen Martin

LHR

Diplomats are the most voracious and beguiling smugglers of all. The diplomatic pouch, protected by treaties, mystery, and tamper-proof seals, is the corrupt personal shipping tool of the political gangs that run the world. Our Winston Churchill used it to get his Cuban cigars during the War. I scurry through the back rooms and hallways of the beast that is Heathrow, like the spy ramp rat that I am, poking and prodding with the latest technology to help my gang stay on top of all the other dirty, filthy, tricky gangs that lead the peoples of our planet.