Cian O'Neill

Jerry's Records

Jerry’s record player used to belong to a deep sea diver named Barfunk. Sadly, Barfunk’s boat capsized when he was diving in Australia and the only thing that survived was his 1977 Kenwood turntable, model number 2055. It was a gem, made of beautiful white granite. Back in the 70s they used to call it “The Rock”. Jerry used to point out at parties how the metal had been corroded from all the salt water it had been exposed to.