Cassidy Charneski

Slippity Sloppity the Dough Monster is Gloppity

An oowey gooey place this world has become. Snakes and pineapples are friends. The world ended in 2020 after U2 was discovered performing a secret concert on the Epstein Island. Folks like J Lo, Jimmy Dean (yes, the sausage man), and even motherfuckin’ Kenny G attended the event. There were rumors of Justin Bieber having thumb wars with Donald Trump behind the stage, but no one got any evidence of it so people kind of left that alone.