Kansas City, What A Nightmare
Alarm goes off. It's 4:30am. I gotta be at work at 8:00am. It's 4:30. What am I doing awake at 4:30 in the morning? I live a 20 minute walk to work. Well, I gotta get up, make the bed, feed the dog. He's a schnauzer. His name is Joe. He's got food. Good good. Gotta take him outside. Gotta bring him back inside. Gotta feed myself. What am I gonna make? I think I'll make eggs.