Brendan Donaghy
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'Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.' Larry David
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Speechless at the Sting and Blondie Gig!
Eight months ago, She Who Books Things told me we were going to see Sting and Blondie on the same bill in June 2024. Happy days, I thought. My only worry was the weather. Outdoor gigs and Belfast aren’t a great combo. Call me soft, but four hours standing with the wind and rain slapping me up the face? No, thank you.
By Brendan Donaghyabout a year ago in Beat
Bless Me Father for I Have Sinned. Top Story - June 2024.
So, here’s me sitting on the 7b bus heading into town. I shouldn’t be on the bus. I don’t want to be on the bus. I should be on a bike, legs pumping like pistons. The freedom of the open road. Direction where the tyres press, as the poet said.
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
Are My Bad Jokes Hiding a Fear of Death?
The therapist looked at me. “Your doctor thinks you’re depressed. Do you agree with him?” I considered the question. “I wouldn’t say I’m depressed, but I do have some weird dreams. Last night, I dreamt I was standing in my kitchen cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper.”
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
Don’t Anybody Yell at Me, But…
The Humane Society of the United States has calculated that approximately 71% of the estimated 80 million pet cats in the U.S. are kept indoors. The corresponding figure in the UK is lower; one animal charity put the figure at 24% in 2015, although it is thought to be rising rapidly.
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Petlife
