Anna Humphries
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Hi there. I'm a Registered Midwife on Maternity leave with my first baby & loving it. My partner and I are both creative thinkers who love to throw around ideas from short stories to designing clothes. Cheers, Anna_bananna
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Baby Alba
"Goo goo gah gah" "Goo goo gah gah gooooo." That sums up my understanding of Albert Einsteins Theory of Relativity. Just kidding. I will put aside the baby talk so we are all on the same page. For future reference I'm more of a "Ohhh aaa eeee oooo" baby. Goo goo gah gah is so last century.
By Anna Humphries5 years ago in Families
M is for Mildred
Mildred is the most boring person you will ever meet. That is, if you were one to believe in idle gossip. In the outback town of Morton with a population of only 103, there is one leaning stop sign, a single rusty windmill, and no traffic lights. Morton is a place that is not visited anymore, only born into. At 40 years old, Mildred is one of the 103 folk of Morton and so the gossip goes, Mildred truly is the most unbelievably boring person in town. They say the funeral notices are more exciting than Mildred. That one could not fall asleep in the presence of Mildred, because the entire time you are thinking about how insanely dull she is, whilst concocting an excuse to leave. Again, this is only gossip.
By Anna Humphries5 years ago in Humans
