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Calvin and Hobbes Lovers

Calvin and Hobbes Lovers !

By Wild Rescue HubPublished about a year ago 1 min read

Calvin:

Calvin, I...

Calvin:

YIKE!

You're home! I didn't even finish pack... That is, um...

Calvin:

LIES! Everything Miss Wormwood said about me was a lie! She just doesn’t like me! She hates little boys! It’s not my fault! I’m not to blame!

Calvin:

She told you about the noodles, right? It wasn’t me! Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn’t do anything like that! I’m innocent, I tell you!

Mom:

What noodles?

Calvin:

Oh... Uh... Ha ha! Did I say noodles? You must have heard wrong. I didn’t say noodles.

Hobbes:

You brought a snowman to life??

Calvin:

I didn’t think he’d be evil!

Hobbes:

What are we going to do?

Calvin:

I dunno, but we’ve got to get rid of him somehow.

Hobbes:

Maybe we could lure him inside, and he’d melt!

Calvin:

It would take hours, and if he didn’t kill Mom, she’d have a fit about the water on the floor.

Hobbes:

Hmm... How did they finally kill “Frosty”?

Calvin:

Beats me. Now I wish I’d watched that dumb show! Maybe they stabbed him with an icicle.

Calvin:

Miss Wormwood, I have a question about this math lesson.

Miss Wormwood:

Yes?

Calvin:

Given that, sooner or later, we’re all just going to die, what’s the point of learning about integers?

Miss Wormwood:

Turn to page 83, class.

Calvin:

Nobody likes us “big picture” people.

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