The Snappoli Files
Modern Satire
I've been on this case for many years. I have been watching these fugitives congregated. They are nothing but the worse con artists around. I dare to bring them down. Detective Snappoli is my name. I have been watching the Wheyans with their Attorney Sheril Berrian. All they do is plot how to steal governmental information. These con artists owned clubs and entertainment venues in East Harlem, California. And they have connections to churches and informants. Churches such as the Cult Church. It sits by the California Bay. You wondered where they got all that lovely furniture and the luxury cars. They were selling out to the Wheyans. The Wheyans regularly sends informants to the church to make sure everything is okay with them. Especially with the Pastor, C.B., C.B. was a gang member that turned his life around supposedly. He preached the fight and no longer reenacted the fight. He encouraged his congregation to do things but doesn't exactly tell them how. C.B.'s strategies of staying out of jail and the government system. He would say when he get happy, The Kingdom of God is under violent attack and has no other choice but to fight for its existence. And God will be with that. C.B. was a regular Wheyans' informant lately. The Gang Family or Wheyans were running much of East Harlem and the government wanted to end this reign. Too many victims and too many families, so it was my job to investigate and to understand their reasons and their purpose.
So I came to a sermon by C.B., C.B. was a bald elderly Black man whom walk with a cane and he wore bifocals. I told him that it was a lovely sermon. And you know when some pastors hear that they can go on and on. And C.B. was no different, he would talk about everything. We stood at the coffee shop right by for hours and hours. C.B. would not stop talking from sunset to moon rising. I had to cut him short because my recording was running out. And I asked him if he ever heard of the Wheyans, C.B. brief me on them. And C.B. said that they are struggling and plotting all the time. Too much for his blood and he wanted out. He wanted God's people to be freed. He was old and tired and ready to live fully for God. I then showed my badge and said if he hear anything that he should call my number. And C.B. looked at the card twice and played distraught so I left. About an hour after I left C.B. called someone on the paid phone. Then 30 minutes later just about, I saw Sheril Berrian. She was this past middle age female attorney who did not act her age. She had go get those puppies smile. She was old indeed but she acts like she above 50 years. C.B. acted unlike himself around her. He was alerted and quick. She brought papers to state that he was illegally watched by the FBI. C.B. must have asked for money because she became aggressive with him. C.B. looked concern and that's when we bursted into the coffee shop and arrested Sheril Berrian for assault and battery.
In Court, Sheril Berrian called up her friends and the Wheyans were watching in the back. She said your honor I did not mean to talk that way. I did not mean to act that way. I am sorry. I am willing to pay for all damages and suffering. I am willing to pay for anything just I don't think a first offense should mean jail sentence. I am willing to do community service. Then I disrupted her Your honor we have evidence against Sheril Berrian and Wheyans who she worked for. This is now an FBI Case. The judge, Ms. Sheril Berrian and Wheyans you are handed over to federal jurisdiction.
About the Creator
Distinguished Honorary Alumni Dr. Matthew Primous
Known as a Significant Voice in Modern Literature, a Poet of the Year, 2020 Black Author Matters Winner, 2025 Black Authors Matter Children Book Awards Nominee for his books, and International Impact Awards' Author of the Year Nominee




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