The Thinly Veiled Racism of the Republican Orange Boy Fantasy

My daddy told me one time when I was knee-high to a grasshopper–okay it was a really big grasshopper–that I would do well to look a man in the eye when he paid me. I was not to take my pay by reaching behind my back to get it. In time I learned that to do as he instructed, it was necessary to do my work as he had instructed me too. His only instruction about work was, “If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right.” Right meant that not only was work to be done to a standard higher than a client could reach himself and to be done efficiently and, obviously, so that it could not be done better in the same time by anyone. It could be done as well, but if someone could do it better, the job just wasn’t done yet. I’ve found in my brief sojourn here in this world that the old man knew what he was talking about.

Nonetheless, as simple as his work instructions were, I was mightily surprised to discover that not everyone’s daddy explained work as simply as he had. For example, it appears that one of the qualifications necessary to run for Congress is to be completely void of such parental instruction. Apparently, none of those Congressional daddies had a clue about what work really is so they missed explaining about work to their unfortunate children who may only grow up to be Congresspeople. I don’t know that is an actual rule but I do know that if it ain’t, it should be.

You Can’t Reach Behind Your Back To Milk a Cow

If the Republican side of the Congressional aisle were to be tasked with milking cows, for instance, they’d all head out to the barn. I doubt they’d get lost but it would be good to have guides in place, I suppose. They might let some of the cows in to be milked, but they’d likely let the rest back out to pasture because there wasn’t enough room for all of them at one time. Then of course, only feed the ones left in the barn. But milk them? Oh, hell no. They’re going to wait until tomorrow to actually milk cows because why milk twice when you can get twice as much by milking less often and get twice the milk? Maybe tonight or even tomorrow would work better. The cows will be infected by then, of course and there won’t be any milk for days to come while the cows get over the mastitis in their bags which turns out to be a bad idea. Too graphic? You’re not a Republican who's allergic to reality, are you?

You know, it ain’t nice to mess with Mother Nature. That Orange Republican boy is guilty as sin and that just can not be ignored. That guilty thing is pretty natural for people who break the law. You can try to spin that bad behavior like a dog chasing its tail, you can try to get milk out of all that bull, you can even violate a duck, but you can’t put the toothpaste of your boy being a felon back in the tube. He is not going to survive all those election interference charges, plus whatever comes out of those serious Jan 6 charges, plus some really heavy charges about national security. He can try to gin up all the wanna be heroes he can, but he has just worn out his welcome. He’s kind of like fish and company, you know? It does not take long for them to be, shall we say, intrusive?

Yeah, there are people who think that he is all about good ideas. He’s chief among that demographic, clearly, but I don’t think that makes him smell better, do you? I can’t blame him for not wanting to go to jail but he was the one who thumbed his nose at the law of the land. Why is anyone surprised that he’s being treated like a criminal? That’s what we call people who thumb their noses at the law and do things that the law says they ought not do and we call them felons because that’s what they are and folks need to know what they are.

I can understand why that guy thinks he can get away with that crap, but Maga Mikey the Johnson? What is he trying to do? If there was ever an apt visualization for that old saying about little pitchers having big ears, Maga Mikey the Johnson would fit the bill. What's surprising about that nice man is that he is a bigger whore than his lord and master. Monkey see, monkey do, I suppose. But isn’t his porn app just screaming? I wonder if it has a silent mode?

Sounds About White

Wanna know why the Republican Orange Boy is losing? It’s because the basis of his drive to theocracy is about keeping history white. It ain’t much when you take away all the bunting and the crepe paper flowers. It’s really just a profound fear that black men are going to screw white women. That would effectively end white supremacy, if it were only true. I know a couple of black men that would perhaps screw white women if the opportunity arose, as it were, but I suspect they are more motivated by revenge or curiosity or maybe even exotic attraction. But they don’t have burning desires to alter white society by distinct mating practices because pretty quick like a bunny, everybody realizes that white women can be difficult to understand, even for white women.

It appears that white women are just as frightened of wanting to screw black men just to find out if changing color changes anything else because then people will know who they actually are. That curiosity scares white men because white men still haven’t realized that women have just as many rights as anyone, including white men. The news flash is that white women may also think that black men have rights. Is it any wonder that two oppressed groups of people would join forces to resist the oppressors?

Now, maybe we can take a clearer look at this whole MAGA bullshit as a thinly disguised reaction to Obama having been elected president. If we start with racism as a fact, then what we are seeing with the whole Republican Orange Boy fantasy is the hope that whiteness can go back to a fifties sitcom-style projection of society. Umm, hate to break this to y’all, but that description of society never described anything real. Not ever. Life is not what is reflected on television, Netflix, HBO, YouTube, or even TikTok. Facebook and X have long since been recognized as pure propaganda for the Butter Nutter wing of societal hope chest keepsakes. No one thinks either platform has relevance any more. I guess the internet can mature.

Without Racism, What Does the MAGA Platform Have Left?

The letters on that Republican Orange Boy’s merch should be MWRA to be politically accurate. What? Make Whites Rule Again. If that one idea was taken out of MAGA political ranting there would be nothing for them to say. I can not imagine 6B having anything to say that would resonate with anyone at all were it not for the racism supporting all her outrageousness. The same is true for Matti Boi, Gosar, Timmy Scott, Coach Tommy, Legs Hawly, Cancun Teddy, Gregg the Abbot, Florida man ronnie.gov., Jr Jordan, Comer Pyle, Bobo, and pretty much the entire MAGA contingent. The only reason they can exist is they all support the idea that white is superior to anything brown. The mantra sounds kind of like “White is right, brown’s alright, black must stand back.” Folks are still so primitive. There can’t be hope as long as they’re threatened by anything outside of their tribe.

Here’s the goody. No one has ever solved a problem by denying it exists. The whole MAGA existence requires denial of all problems. It starts with their Republican Orange Boy, he’s a grifting, lying con man. His existence depends on the lie he champions about the last election. So what? Let’s just start there so we can begin to see reality. The MAGA platform is really about denying that humans with skin pigmentation are not human. Then, of course, Jan 6 was a high school senior class trip. It wasn’t caused by that Republican Orange Boy, it was caused by yearbooks being distributed to the graduating seniors who thought that Nancy Pelosi was handing out fruitcakes to all graduates. And someone had apparently posted that the actual ceremony was going to take place on the Senate floor and the awards were going to be handed out by a guy wearing a fake buffalo head covering or hat. There, that makes it all better now, don’t you think?

This blog was first published on June 5, 2024.

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