Sexiest Drinks To Order At A Bar

What you drink at a bar, says a lot about who you are as a person. It's strange to think about, but it is undeniably true. There is a specific clientele to each brand of alcohol, as well as what type. When I say vodka red bull, the first thing that comes to mind is a frat boy. Bud Light will always make me think of blue collar workers and country music. Red wine makes me think ‘mother of two’.

Should you judge a book by its cover? Technically yes, that is the point, but it may not always be accurate. Regardless, stereotypes become stereotypes for a reason.

If you can use a drink to give off the appearance of a specific persona, why not try it? When sitting at a bar, I always want to look like an alluring, confident, and sexy woman. There are, in my opinion, three different drinks you can order to do just that.

#1

A Dirty Martini

Nothing screams sexy like the taste of olive brine, am I right? In almost every movie ever, the most powerful woman in the room has a dirty martini. It is a classic cocktail, that every bartender knows, and that most people hate. If you really want to experience one of my all time favorite power moves, offer someone who has never had a dirty martini a sip (after covid) and watch them try to pretend like they like it.

Even if you don’t like olives, I would still recommend you try a vodka martini with three olives for a garnish. If you do like olives, then you will love this drink, I promise. Ask the bartender for it, “Extra dirty and extra wet.” That is the proper way to order the cocktail, I’m not kidding.

Recipe:

6 fluid ounces vodka

1 teaspoon dry vermouth

1 fluid ounce brine from olive jar

3 stuffed green olives

#2

Tequila- Neat

“Tequila makes me take my clothes off,” said every person who doesn’t actually drink tequila. Yes, tequila shots are fun and certainly a known party tradition. Still, a good tequila is as enjoyable as any scotch. Typically, a nice anejo or reposado is enjoyed either neat or on the rocks. Tequila is delicious and, if drank in moderation, it can boost your metabolism and your body's probiotics. You will also look like a Rockstar ordering it at a bar and sipping it calmly the whole night.

Let me recommend some of my favorites:

Casamigos Anejo Tequila

Patron Reposado Tequila

And if you are feeling boujee,

CLASE AZUL REPOSADO TEQUILA

#3

An Old Fashioned

One of the most well known drinks for any bartender, is an old fashioned. This classic whiskey drink has been a lot of people’s go-to cocktail since the 1800s. It is a reserved drink that can come in your choice of sour or sweet. If you want to give of an air of sophistication and class, I would recommend you try this drink. Any whiskey lover will tell you, an old fashioned is a must have cocktail.

Ingredients:

2 ounces Simple Syrup

1-2 dashes Angostura bitters

1-2 dashes water

1-1/2 ounces whiskey

1 Cherry

Your drink of choice can say a lot about you as a person. As we all anxiously await the end of the pandemic, it is exciting to think about the reopening of bars, lounges and clubs. It simply is not as much fun drinking a martini on your house's front steps, trying to ignore the judgmental stares of neighbors. I am ready to once again be that alluring women at the end of the bar, drinking my martini and people watching.