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5 Types of Stoners - the Documentary. Top Story - March 2022.
National Geographic loves shoving the same shark and cat documentaries down the audience’s throats, which is perfectly reasonable when considering that we haven’t gotten a new animal from God ever since the great flood.
By Varga Norbi4 years ago in Potent
Kafka's Chocolate Cake
Arriving at the dispensary late Friday afternoon, I waited in the lobby for my name to be called. While waiting to be summoned I realized, from experience, that Fridays were typically busy. Cannabis users usually stocked their inventories for the weekend. After all, where was the fun on Saturday morning without a good bong hit to start the weekend?
By Brad Morse4 years ago in Potent
The Weed Cat
You ever wonder where all those brilliant high thoughts go after they leave your brain? As though some magical creature came and stole them away. In some countries it’s the Weed Fairy. In others, it’s the Californian Chronic. But for much of the world it’s the legend of The Weed Cat. The Cannabis Cat is the hip dude that brings you the sticky icky when you need it most, but in payment takes your high ideas and weed dreams, leaving you confused and groggy the next day. Here is his story:
By Casper Tales5 years ago in Potent
When it's Dry Outside
When It's Dry Outside Has it ever been dry in your town? I mean, you really got it bad. You call your plug, he doesn't answer, so you hang up and call right back. You know, if you go a day without some smoke, your whole life is off track. You're stuck in the house; you don't want to have fun. All you want is some smoke, so you sit on the edge of your bed and looking like Usher. Finally, the plug hits you back, and he will be there in 15 minutes. An hour later, he arrives with some new shit. You liked the old shit, and you don't know anything about this new shit. But he swears up and down that it's better than the last shit and throws in an extra gram for any inconvenience. You roll up the whole gram. At first, you don't feel anything, but then you start to peek, and then you can't remember what you've been doing for the last hour.
By EleanorRoy5 years ago in Potent
Fix the Fishy Preroll Finish
You’ve just left “the last” cannabis dispensary in your legal state. The billboard by the highway warned you that a dreaded circumstance was coming up. That choice between risking your good name and dumping all of your medicine. Anyone who has left their weed legal state to cross an imaginary line to potentially and suddenly become a felon knows that decision.
By MissAdventured5 years ago in Potent
The West Campus Stakeout
It’s Sunday, the first of March when a fear I haven’t felt in over four months rears its ugly head over yet another semester. The time is roughly nine o’clock, my yoga partner and I having just left our first session of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Luckily the night is brisk but not unbearable as we make our way to the lake track across from West Campus for our weekly evening ritual. It’s a week before daylight saving time begins, so we’re safe under the cover of dusk.
By Adam Hayes5 years ago in Potent
