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You won’t believe what I heard omg

A limerick parodying the absurdity of gossip

By Sam SpinelliPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
You won’t believe what I heard omg
Photo by Ben White on Unsplash

There’s a man named Frank from upstate New York

And I heard his wife craves pickles and pork

Since ol’ Frank shoots blanks

I think Hank filled her tank

Though I bet she’ll blame it all on the stork

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Sam Spinelli

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  • Viv C3 years ago

    This is fantastic 🤣

  • Staci Troilo3 years ago

    Uh-oh. I think Hank has some explaining to do!

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