You said you wanted
to see my boobies,
So why are you so mad?
I texted you the picture,
just as you asked.
I sent you a picture
of both of my nice boobies.
They're nice and full
Ready to be stroked by you
They're delightfully erect
You said you wanted
to see my boobies.
So why are you so mad?
After all, I did comply
and send the shots
just as you asked.
My boobies are
respectfully perky.
They are the most
dignified ones around
You asked to see my boobies,
so why are you mad?
You did not specify
that you didn't want
a picture of my
Blue Footed Boobies.
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Comments (4)
This is a crime against humanity. Or at least masculinity. You *know* why men be so mad. That's why you do it. ⚡️💙💙⚡️
Hahahahaha that was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And they say we English love double entendres! I've got a photo of some great tits that would go nicely with those. No, wait, they're bluetits.
😂😂😂😂😂