You Have Been Caveated
The warning sign you've always wanted
If you're close enough to read this, you betta:
Know and have my favorite drink
Be holding a 9-figure lottery jackpot winning ticket for me and ONLY me
Have deeds to the luxury beach house in the Seychelles that I haven’t bought yet
Possess a massage therapy licence/medical qualification with my signed consent for an appointment or advanced preparation for a concussion with extended hospital stay
Flash me the gentlest sweetest eyes that ever blinked with a smile to melt glaciers
Tell me you got a trailer load of books to gift me plus my own personal library cuz it might save ya life
Whisper breaths warm with truth in each ear of this sacred honor to share tranquil moments and be my Man
Author Note:-
Well...pretty much.
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Such a beautiful writer you are; congratulations on your top story. You found a new subscriber in me!
This is great
Love it, my friend. And breaking the serious tone with your author's note made me snicker. ⚡Bill 💙⚡
Gurl you bettah get it! Love the charm, class & sass! What a fun read!😁🌸
This has all the right attitude in all the right places! Love it!
The “you betta” was a perfect start!
Yes. And if they're that close with none of those, I'd hate to see the outcome. Bloody brilliant.
This was funny, bold, and full of personality. It reads like a playful warning sign with high standards and heart. Loved the mix of humor and attitude. Congratulations on your top story!
The woman knows what she wants and ain't afraid to tell it like it is... Great entry, Dani!
Beautifully written. Great work!
Yep. I agree with each & every last one.
Trailer load of books might do it for me too. Good to see you!