You Go Girl

Tractor pulls,

and taffy pulls,

Teresa Wegrzyn’s penis pulls

It’s all for fun,

and all for laughs.

If you lie, you’ll get a polygraph.

A hallmark for love,

a kick in the chest,

will get you some pain in places that you love best.

Don’t you mess with a girl,

who puts up with that shit.

If you choose to, well then,

you deserve what you get!

Cause guys, girls rule the world,

tho’ we may play it low-key.

You may not get yours pulled,

but cut-off by Lindsey.

These girls don’t mess around,

they call what they see.

And if all things go well,

then they’ll both mention me!

These bitches are bad,

I mean no disrespect.

I would love to be like them,

In fact, in retrospect.

I will follow their lead,

and play by their rules.

Cause they’ve got the game,

and clean assholes too.