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With or Without You

By Weird Al Yankovich

By Everyday JunglistPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Image courtesy of Spotify

[Verse 1]

Feel a stone between your thighs

Feel the pain way up inside

I'll wait for poo

[Verse 2]

Sleight of hand in a sad state

On toilet seat bemoan your fate

And I'll wait without poo

[Chorus]

With or without poo

With or without poo

[Verse 3]

Through the pain I grunt some more

I give it all, but nothing more

And I'm waiting for poo

[Chorus]

With or without poo

With or without poo, ah-hah

I can't live

With or without poo

[Refrain]

And you grunt and groan all day

And you grunt and groan all day

And you grunt, and you groan

And you grunt and groan all day

humor

About the Creator

Everyday Junglist

About me. You know how everyone says to be a successful writer you should focus in one or two areas. I continue to prove them correct.

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