Who Needs Relationships?
Sometimes the best relationships are DIY and/or DY
There was a time when finding a husband or wife was something that was expected of people. It was the “normal” thing to do. But now there is a “new normal” and not getting married is a part of it. Half of American marriages end in divorce. Divorce is expensive and traumatic with the loss being measured in more than just money. There is the loss of self-esteem and the loss of self-confidence in being able to make the right choices. Now many people forgo marriage for the independence of single life, willing to own what choices they make and taking responsibility for their own sexual satisfaction. People that choose to remain single are confident that they can navigate Life better on their own.
I hate commitment and obligations
And my orgasms cum from vibrations
I’m not shy and demure
But what I am is sure…
I can live down to my expectations
About the Creator
Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guy
I am a humorist who writes short poems and mostly limericks. The purpose of my poetry is to put a smile on people’s faces.
Smiles and Laughter are what I am after because those are both wonderful things.
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An Ultracrepidarian or No One Likes A Know It All Limerick
Know-It All – A person who acts as though they know everything and who dismisses the opinions, comments, or suggestions of others. Generally disliked and considered obnoxious. Found in locker rooms, at parties and restaurants or waiting rooms where they have been eves dropping on conversations because no one is talking to them, these people just jump right in and offer unsolicited advice on things that are none of their business or opinions about things that polite society shy's away from in public like religion and politics.
By Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guyabout a year ago in Poets
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Hahahahahha that sure made me laugh! I too have decided not to get married or have children. I prefer being single with no extra responsibilities or stress hehehe