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Who Has Crepey Skin?

The hubby and I have crepey skin!

By Denise E LindquistPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Who Has Crepey Skin?
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I told hubby, I have some crepey skin

He said, "Imagine my shock to see mine.

A whole life of lifting weights, loose and thin."

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My arm went up and quickly down, wherein

I chose not to see that crepe skin of thine

I told hubby, I have some crepey skin!

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I said, you win and I did have to grin

He always wins, and I sometimes will whine

A whole life of lifting weights, loose and thin!

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It is winter causing this, what a sin

too much sun started it, just like a brine

I told hubby, I have some crepey skin!

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I noticed this year, I am on a spin

out of control, this aging is not fine!

A whole life of lifting weights, loose and thin.

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It could be worse, what is there in that bin?

Does crepe erase work? Try it and let's dine!

I told hubby, I have some crepey skin!

A whole life of lifting weights, loose and thin.

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About the Creator

Denise E Lindquist

I am married with 7 children, 28 grands, and 13 great-grandchildren. I am a culture consultant part-time. I write A Poem a Day in February for 8 years now. I wrote 4 - 50,000 word stories in NaNoWriMo. I write on Vocal/Medium daily.

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  • Daphsam2 years ago

    This is great! The joys of aging.

  • Shirley Belk2 years ago

    Aging is not for sissies, that's for sure. lol Coming to terms with it, too. I got tickled at Dharsheena's reply...crepey skin does creep in unexpectedly. One day we are young and then we look into the mirror and wander...who is that?

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    I am with you and the creepy skin!!! Loved your performance poem!!!💕❤️❤️

  • I wanted to cry when writing this! Thanks ladies for the morning laughs. I knew there was humor in this somewhere!

  • Mariann Carroll2 years ago

    Nice poem, 💗You stayed with your theme

  • Not me misreading crepey skin as creepy skin. Lol! But then again, crepey skin definitely is creepy skin hahaha. Loved your poem!

  • Mother Combs2 years ago

    I have crepey skin, you have crepey skin, we have crepey skin....

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