Who Are You?

I log onto social media, and a fright I get,

Yet another impersonator, being a little git!

So, I ask "Who are you?"

He says I'm David Famous.

I shake my head in disbelief, for I can see his lies,

They are staring back at me, through his stupid eyes!

I chose to stalk him back,

You know, choosing to play catch,

It really is a lot of fun, is this little hack!

I find no original blue tick,

His fake one is such a hick!

And, all his posts, reposts from famous people,

This guy is really thick!

So, I choose to block,

Thinking, "Yeah, maybe now he'll stop!"

And lo!

Another one decides to take the hop!

I've reported millions,

It's turning into trillions!

A million "I love you's!"

A trillion "My dears,"

You know this needs to stop,

Because I just report and block!

I hope you enjoyed this humor about social media fakes, written because I have experienced some amusing ones over the years. From fake celebrity impersonators wanting to date me, to scammers, to people wanting a million different wives!

You name it, I've been there!

As I was once told,

"If you can't beat them, embarrass them!"

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