When My Son Put My Heart In My Throat
Then Chucked My Throat Under A Bus

Never that inkling
To ponder my child’s thinking
Mom’s busy today
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Son strapped in stroller
Slaps three butts like a roller
As ladies we pass
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They all turn around
And stare at three-year-old found
Laugh so hard they cry

Thank you for taking a peek at my entry for the Vocal Snafu Senryu Challenge!
Yes, this really did happen to me while pushing my son in his stroller through a crowded popular London market, and there wasn't enough time to be embarrassed. So, for all those who think they may have seen and heard it all about parenthood, I guarantee you, children will unceremoniously blast your knowledge/experiences to smithereens.
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Comments (11)
lol 🤣
Ha ha! Brilliant!
Thank you for writing & sharing this with us, Dani. You made me smile, then turned that smile into laughter. Not an easy feat on a day like today.
Loved this.
Hahahahahhaahahha omgggg that's definitely embarrassing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great story. Thank you. Gave me good chuckle!!😊💕Did he get that from dad?
Ah! Haha
Brilliant-made me chuckle! 🤍
Hahaha. That's hilarious.
😁Nice share lol 😆 ♥️💯✌️
lol very embarrassing!! Great work.