What Is and What Should Be
I’m not pining for a perfect world

What Is and What Should Be
In the year of our Lord /
AD, twenty, twenty-four
The world is changing faster /
Then it ever has before.
Yet, from heretofore /
to forevermore
My so-called life remains /
the same old boring chore.
Same old Coke machines /
divesting dollar bills;
Same ole trophy widows /
contesting iron wills.
Where’s my Doc and Marty
time-traveling machine?
Where’s my world hunger solved
by Soylent Green?
I’m not pining for a perfect world /
I’m just holding out for more,
I'm just dreaming of a new day /
better than the day before.
Like, PCs that still play CDs
Replacement parts for aging knees.
Like flame-retardant trailer parks;
Cotton briefs self-bleach skid marks.
For AIDS and cancer
We’re still short on an answer;
But, if your waist, once flat,
Has grown bulbous and fat
Or, if there’s nary a hair
Hiding under your hat
Ask your primary care
About this and 'bout that.
I’m not pining for a perfect world /
I’m just holding out for more
just dreaming of a day better than /
better than the day that came before.
Like going Dutch on first dates /
Legal weed in fifty states;
Worship houses passing /
performance-based collection plates.
Like dark horse White House candidates /
Younger than our youngest states;
Like toilet bowls that don’t splash butts /
Like guns that only kill gun nuts...
About the Creator
Chris Z
My opinion column garnered more reader responses than any other contributor in the paper's 40-year run. As a stand-up comic, I performed in 16 countries & 26 states. I've written 2 one-man shows, umpteen poems, songs, essays & chronologies.



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