‘Weight Watchers’

‘Weight watchers ‘Really’ I’ll eat to that !’

I signed in at Weight watchers

To do something about my weight

The pen I used was tasty

Like a Coffee Walnut cake

I sat in the chair

Whilst she stared with such a frown

As I flicked the top of my Kentucky Box

My mentor grilled me up and down

As I ripped into my purchase four thighs and a wing

The fries were also so deelish, they made my pallet sing !

There’s no hope for you Sir ! you’re on a slippery slope !

As I washed it down with a Banana shake she clearly couldn’t cope

She reminded me of a twiglet as she sat sucking on a grape

There was more meat on a toothpick, I found her rather fake

As I finished my last mouthful and slouched back in the chair

She refused to stand me on the scales my experience ended there !

She bragged ‘I’ve lost ten stone, and now I’m only three’

I said I do that in a morning Dump after a cup of tea !

She was losing patience so I slipped on my coat

As I found some toffees in my pocket they soon went down my throat.

Well the thought was there, so I have to say

But Weightwatchers clearly not for me, well certainly not today

So she saw me to the door the wind nearly blew her over

I thought for me its fish and chips tonight with a sole from Dover !

Mickey Brown .2021.