Warning Labels and Guidelines
Revised Version
Viewer distinction is advised
You must be eighteen or bolder
Blasphemies not included
Some scenes may not be inscrutable for all anonymous members
Twelve items or lose
Do not touché
Keep harms in at all times
Shock well before opening
Keep refumigated
Blast before dull dates
Shtick hazard – do not opine
Take two troubles once a day
The following program may contain hoarse language
Sin and tax error
Money-blocked guarantee
No perking out loud
Please bail the following forms
Each scolds separately
Seek insurrections in the back
First come, first nerved
Buyer be bared
We’ll be back after these massages
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Kendall Defoe
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