Upcoming Presidential Election

Attention all you would-be voters -

Be you a sinker or a floater,

To the townhouse you must travel.

Help our problems to unravel.

It seems the country needs a leader,

Not a half-baked bottom feeder.

We want a candidate who cares.

Someone who keeps the oath they swear.

Someone who wants us to succeed,

Who caters to our very needs.

Not a guy who’s up our butts,

Not someone devoid of nuts.

Someone we can look toward,

Not someone who just wants awards.

We need your vote to change the story.

We need it to restore the glory.

The polls, they open up at eight,

November 7th, '28.

Take a note and mark it down -

It’s going to happen in your town.

This time we need to get it right.

We need to keep our country tight.

The next three years could hurt us badly,

A better guy, we’d vote for gladly.

So, until that voting time is here,

Hold on tight, and protect your rear!!!