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Limerick of the Week

By Gerard DiLeoPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
He's no prize, either!

She is so ugly from her head to her toes

She is so nasty from her insides out to her clothes

And she carries circular bruises

When all lovers she chooses

Poke her with their 10-foot-long poles

Limerick

About the Creator

Gerard DiLeo

Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!

Make me rich! https://www.amazon.com/Gerard-DiLeo/e/B00JE6LL2W/

My substrack at https://substack.com/@drdileo

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  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Humorous Limerick & loved it!!!💕❤️❤️

  • Hahahahahhahahahahaha both your Limerick and cover pic are hilarious!

  • A well-wrought limerick! That's the grossest picture I have ever beheld, my friend, and I am a horror fan...

  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    Great take on a pretty harsh cliche! Also, AI does really creepy things with people.

  • Joe Patterson2 years ago

    Outstanding.

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