Twilight
I thought it sucked. For Matthew Fromm's Unofficial Bad Movie Review Challenge
By Dana CrandellPublished about a year ago • Updated about a year ago • 1 min read
A bit blurry - probably because of the sparkles.
sparkly vampires suck
worse than Lady G's romance
but the ladies swooned
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Yeah, this one was just too much. Sorry, ladies!
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Dana Crandell
Dad, Stepdad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.
Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist and Tech/Internet nerd.
My first published poetry collection: Life, Love & Ludicrosity
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Comments (12)
😂 😂 😂 I never watched them, but I’m glad you did so you could give us this hilarious poetic review! 😂
Yuck... hated the books and movies!! Great haiku though!!
Ugh, it sucked sooooo bad! Loved your review!
Haha, it was quite an addictive series even though soo mediocre 😅 Loved “sparkly vampires” 😁
Before the movies, I read one of these. It was so bad. I'm embarrassed to say I then read the others, too. They got worse and worse but somehow trotted along so divertingly.
LOL, sparkly vampires. 🤣🤣🤣
LOL, the films were poorly done but I still have a little bit of love left for the books :) I cracked up at the Lady Gaga line!!
lol sparkly vampires….
Gawd. Don't get me started.
I have to agree. It Just seemed so fake and pointless. Good one, Dana!
great work
Couldn't help but envision vampires dancing to bad romance in the sky. LOL! Cute haiku for the season, Dana.