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Toxic Genitalia Weaponisation Agenda

Warning: May contain penis

By BrenPublished 6 months ago Updated 6 months ago 1 min read

cant talk about em

not mine

not yours

not ours

not theirs

not his

not hers

not Mel’s

not Cher’s

below the navel

and above the knees

all completely out of bounds

off limits, verboten you see

razor wired undergarments

battle ready smalls

now i’m trying to obsess

over my own genitals

now there's a fruit bowl

that will never be filled

and in flaccid resignation

i'm comfortably chilled

(have you seen Ford Fairlane?)

it's just like a dick

but smaller

i used to short

but now i’m taller

can’t get it up

can’t get it in

looks like the wrong end

of a medium sized pin

still gets me in trouble

i've got one

and i can be one

meh!

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Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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  • Andrew C McDonald6 months ago

    Well alrighty then … 🤣

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