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Too Close For Comfort

I Mean, Eww

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished about a year ago 1 min read
Too Close For Comfort
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For Jeff's Unofficial Challenge

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“Oh Jeff, I love you too… but...

you're my twin,

I cannot let you in

mama says it's a sin

to repeat it again

for heaven's sake man

there's a seven step plan

at the church out on route ten

to start dating again

#plentyoffish.com

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About the Creator

Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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  • ROCK aka Andrea Polla (Simmons)about a year ago

    Haha. This Jeff dude is getting edgy

  • Raymond G. Taylorabout a year ago

    Definitely too close. Really well wrought micro and great interpretation of the brief. Thanks for again pleasing and for your support

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Haha. Omg. Eww indeed.

  • Hannah Mooreabout a year ago

    Eew.

  • Judey Kalchik about a year ago

    as someone that met their mate on match.com, that's the one I'd suggest

  • C.Z.about a year ago

    Oh my gosh stop 😂 your sense of humor is killing. Jeff is wild.

  • Paul Stewartabout a year ago

    Uhm...well...I....uhm. Kelli! ffs. lol. This was great, and shocking and ew. Well done!

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