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Tomorrow Is Rhyming On The Eighth Of The Month

My Poem A Day In February Group started to rhyme every month on the eighth in March of 2023

By Denise E LindquistPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Tomorrow Is Rhyming On The Eighth Of The Month
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Humpty Dumpty

He sat on a wall

and had a ball

but did not fall

off the tall

wall, rather did stall

on the wall and all

the king's horses were too small

to get Humpty off the wall or call

him down despite the thrall

he had a lot of gall

he wasn't the same doll

who we recall

the rumor is he's drinking alcohol

he was said to have been in a brawl

when he was down at the mall

he even used a maul

and a trawl

on his friend Paul

and someone said an awl

and Paul did bawl

~

Humpty dumpty is not nice

and he will pay the price!

For FunFree Versehumor

About the Creator

Denise E Lindquist

I am married with 7 children, 28 grands, and 13 great-grandchildren. I am a culture consultant part-time. I write A Poem a Day in February for 8 years now. I wrote 4 - 50,000 word stories in NaNoWriMo. I write on Vocal/Medium daily.

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  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Fun fun a humorous one!!!❤️❤️💕

  • Awww, poor Paul. Hahhahahahaha loved this!

  • Mark Graham2 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty must have been a pickled egg. What a twist to a nursery rhyme.

  • Sweileh 8882 years ago

    Thank you for the interesting and delicious content. Follow my stories now.

  • Kendall Defoe 2 years ago

    Damn! Ma'am... This is a grand Slam!

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