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Title 16: Code of Federal Regulations

Limerick of the Week

By Gerard DiLeoPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Violation of the Flammable Fabrics Act

All the curmudgeon wanted on Christmas day

Was a way to prevent his imminent death and decay

So he wrapped his weathered hide

In explosive formaldehyde

Alas! Too close to the candles he lay

humor

About the Creator

Gerard DiLeo

Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!

Make me rich! https://www.amazon.com/Gerard-DiLeo/e/B00JE6LL2W/

My substrack at https://substack.com/@drdileo

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahahhaah how silly of him! This was hilarious!

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