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Tiradora The Annihilator

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By Paul StewartPublished 2 years ago 1 min read

Tiradora! Bombs! Come on, Tiradora!

Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-Tiradora

Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-Tiradora

Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-Tiradora

Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-Tiradora

Tiradora Tiradora Tiradora the Annihilator

Who's that super deadly aniquiladora?

Need your help

Grab your ammo packs

Let's go!

Aim, fire!

Vamos a Matar!

You can make them pay-hey

Hey! Hey!

Ti-ti Tiradora

Ti-ti Tiradora

Ti-ti Tiradora

Ti-ti Tiradora

Sniper, no sniping

Sniper, no sniping

Oh man

Tiradora the annihilator

*

Thanks for reading!

My darkened version of the Dora The Explorer theme song.

Influenced by Donna Fox, who mentioned it in the comments section of my recent Telekillers thing, which you can read here:

For clarity, the Spanish words translated into English are:

Tiradora = Shooter

Anquiladora = Annihilator

Vamos a matar = "Let's kill" or, more accurately, "We are going to kill"

I also, a few months ago, did my own take on Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?:

Well, there you go.

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Paul Stewart

Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    Heyya, Paul! Vamos a matar! Hehehehe thank you for teaching me that! Also, I sang the theme song with your words! It was awesomeeee!

  • But where's the map? Surely we need a map for the minefields & boobytraps!

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    You're a sick puppy. Lol

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