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Tight Pants

Ode to yoga pants

By Sid Aaron HirjiPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Tight Pants
Photo by Alex Shaw on Unsplash

Fitness is great, it keeps us sane,

But what to do when we are in pain?

How do we reduce that built up cortisol?

Well, there is a solution to it all!

Check out the tight pants that I

Have that hug everything and nigh,

Only I only wear them in my dreams,

As I can't tolerate pants' seams.

I do not want to have to scream and break out the tissues,

Due to my sensory illness and tactile issues.

Nonetheless even when it is time for me to take my last breath,

They will embrace me even after death.

humor

About the Creator

Sid Aaron Hirji

Canadian born man who finds literature and science equally fascinating. Trauma bleeds through generations, words heal the hidden scars.

youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS3WEyx5XeX-o8xRwG-cMlg

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  • RAOM23 days ago

    Come on............... Always freedom.

  • L.C. Schäfer2 years ago

    Comfort is the way to go! 😁

  • Novel Allen2 years ago

    I am not a fan of tight pants either, I mean i used o wear them to impress, now i just do what i please, no more dressing to impress. This was funny.

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