Three Elves on the Shelf

Three Elves on the Shelf

Three little elves on the shelf one day,

Decided to throw all the rules away.

One rode a cat like a wild sleigh ride,

Another made snow from the flour inside.

The third found the cookies and ate every crumb,

Then blamed it on Santa—how cheeky, how dumb!

They tangled the tinsel, upended the tree,

And laughed till they fell in a pile of debris.

Now they sit grinning, as quiet as mice,

But don’t be fooled—they’re never that nice!

Up to mischief when and where ever they can,

Now look they sit so sweet, like they never can