This Is How You Pig Out Like A Champ

Before you arrive

at foodie emporium,

ensure that

your bellies

are empty and light.

Platefuls of food

will fill you up

quicker than you realize,

so you want

to let yourselves

be ravenous and hangry,

even if it’s annoying.

Before you arrive

at foodie emporium,

ensure that

your wallets

have enough fat stacks

in them!

You’ll be spending money

like insane shopaholics,

so the more fat stacks

you have,

the more you’ll get

to pig out!

Follow these strategies,

and your stomachs

won’t be yelling and wailing,

or giving you harsh commandments

to take multiple trips

to the restroom!

This is how you pig out like a champ…….

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