Theta Waves

Theta Waves

To the guy I want to be the one

Studying psychology and writing poetry has cooled me out so much.

I’m much better at handling my anxiety now.

Understanding the difference between male and female thought patterns

has helped me resist the urge to call you up and tell you to

Take a hike. Don’t call me again, that’s it, I’m done

A discovery that receives little attention revealed

that male alertness is directly correlated with their sexual appetite.

During the process of testosterone stimulation

occurring approximately every 20 minutes

the male brain cycles in the range of 8 waves per second,

which is basically the first stage of sleep.

So now I am much more patient because I know my

relationships with men are never going to satisfy me

until I stop expecting them to think like me.

We also know that there are fewer connections

between the left and right sides of the male brain.

So basically, they’re locked into whatever they’re concentrating on.

I don’t expect you to give equal consideration to your desires

and my feelings at the same time.

It ain’t gonna happen.

So now I’m cool,

I just occupy myself with my creativity

and deal with you on my own terms.

So why do I love football so much?

Oh God, the body beautiful

in motion, racing, stretching and twisting

with all the might of a slamming bull

OOUHHHH!

What was the question?