There is No Cancer

In yet another blow to the credibility of the world's scientists and medical professionals another so called disease, cancer, has been shown to not exist. It is thought that world governments conspired with the scientific and medical community to prop up the cancer myth in order to gain control over regular people's lifestyles including diet and physical activity. By linking obesity and a huge range of chemicals and consumer products to cancer they conspired to force the global population to exercise and eat “healthier” foods like vegetables even though these foods are disgusting in flavor and texture. Exercise is also well known to be difficult and painful and shown to provide little to no benefit despite the effort required. The cancer myth has been linked to the vegetable conspiracy in which medical doctors and agriculture lobbyists conspired to increase vegetable consumption in exchange for lavish gifts and other favors. Cancer is the second major disease to be shown to not exist shortly after the COVID-19 hoax was uncovered. That fake pandemic was suppossedly caused by a virus, SARS-CoV-2, which we now know does not exist. The ridiculous sounding name should have been a dead give a way but the doctors and scientists promoting the hoax sounded very convincing with their lab coats and fancy degrees giving instant credibility among the gullible public. Since that time we have also learned that there is no such thing as viruses and all so called viral diseases are actually caused by unknown disease causing agents that are definitely not viruses. Regular people around the world reacted with dismay and suspicion increased that other major diseases of humans may also be fake or a hoak. Many are speculating that heart disease will be next. Some regular people have begun to question if death itself may also be a myth. They believe we all live forever in a disease free, pain free, state of laziness and happiness from which scientists and doctors have conspired to deprive us out of jealousy or greed. One thing we know for certain. Scientists are bad.