I sits and I ponder, and struggle in vain
Curious how long, should one tolerate thy pain
Thus a push I did dare
T‘was butt a squeak of hot air
Thine flush was nothing but shame
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For all ye sufferer's of such a devastating predicament.
Lest we forget “literary constipation" T’is but another form of this dreadful ailment.
About the Creator
JBaz
I have enjoyed writing for most of my life, never professionally.
I wish to now share my stories with others, lets see where it goes.
Born and raised on the Canadian Prairies, I currently reside on the West Coast. I call both places home.
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Where's the Glory?
In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
By Cathy Schieffelin6 days ago in Humor
Comments (12)
Hi -'j' - Thank you for the lovely comment re; 'Heartsy' - Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot; I 'Over~Think' everything of late. I enjoy your sense of humor and your comments to the Youngins. We may have different backgrounds but it would be boring if we were all the same! As mentioned, this is just fun for me in retirement, nothing more. 'j'
What a fun and hilarious limerick! Nicely played, JBaz!
LOL 💨 Perfect limerick. It’s funny, gross, and truly poetic thanks to the metaphor.
Haha! Very cute!
Terrific!!!💖💖💕
Wow, that’s a good one 🥳😂🤣😆😄
Never heard it explained so eloquently. 😂 Good one, Jason.
Ah, this too shall passst. Well done!
hahahaha. Love it.
First I couldn't stop laughing from the title and subtitle. After I got through that, I was too far gone thinking about the quandry of mental farts.
That was funny!!
Got a good laugh out of this one! Well done!