The Taste of Disappointment
Another Venting Type Poem!
Red Bull gives you wings
It really really does
Especially that first time
Leaves you jibber-jabbing
However
Would it kill it to taste
Of...you know, anything?
If you are struggling
Trying to figure out
Just what Red Bull tastes of
It's disappointment and regret
You are better off taking the
Amphetamines or, you know
Coffee - coffee and speed?
People who drink Red Bull
And say, "I love the taste"
Are lying or on the payroll
Disappointment and regret
Despair and dissatisfaction
That's what you get
When you get Red Bull
Don't even dare mention
Flavoured Red Bull
It's still disappointment
It's just more saccharine
Fizzy disappointment
With a sugary caffeine hit
Besides
After a while, you lose your wings
If you want to get the shakes
And don't mind getting addicted
Definitely don't take speed
Or Red Bull
Stick to coffee, pal. Coffee is the way
Just don't put any bloody almond milk near it!
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Thanks for reading!
This follows on from:
and Donna Renee's
and Mohammed Darasi's
If you want to play along, write a poem (or letter or song or whatever) to your least favorite food
About the Creator
Paul Stewart
Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.
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Comments (12)
This was a great rant/ poem Paul! I love your turn of phrase and word choices! You made such great arguments and insightful points, good thing I've never touched the stuff! Great work again, Paul!
I feel the same. My husband and sister both swear by red bull. I steal sips of my husband's on occasion just to see if maybe my taste has changed. It doesn't. Tastes like nail polish remover to me 😑 Put a pipeline punch monster in front of me though and it's mine now 🤣
Fun stuff ! But I shockingly love the taste of the new Strawberry-Apricot Red Bull. It was a huge surprise because I do agree that the others do taste really bad (aside from the Apple-fig flavor). Strawberry-Apricot on ice has even become my drink of the summer! I better go contact RB ASAP because I haven't been getting my coin! LOL😁
Agreed, don't see what the fuss is about with all these sugar water,
Lol. I'll stick to coffee, thanks.
LOL Aptly described, Paul. My daughter is addicted to the vile stuff and refuses to go to rehab.
LOL this brought back memories. In my 20’s, any time I went out drinking with friends I had jägerbombs. If I just drink alcohol, I usually go to sleep early because it relaxes me. 😌 I do not like the taste of Red Bull by itself. This gentleman’s bar I danced at would give us one free drink per shift. I refused to drink alcohol while working, so I’d have a sugar free Red Bull to keep me going with all that dancing. Those taste less strong than regular Red Bull. They still don’t taste good. But they’re way better than chamomile tea. 😋
I've never tried Red Bull. Never wanted to. Never plan to. Always sounded pretty much the way you just described it. (Which I enjoyed, btw, even though I still like unsweetened vanilla almond milk--I don't want it with coffee either.)
If red bull gives you wings, I don’t care to ever fly. What you speak here is the TRUTH!!! It has to be one of the worst drinks ever! I don’t get it and never will, lol. Great take on the mini challenge, Paul.
Hahahahaha I forgot how Red Bull tastes like because the first and last time I drank it was in 2008. Me and my roommates drank Red Bull to stay awake to study for exams. 10 minutes later, I was sound asleep, lol!
So grossssss 🤢 even the smell of Red Bull (or Monster) makes me nauseous… possibly some association with college drinks though making it worse 🤣🤣. I love how you tied it in to the almond milk one 🤣👏
Nice! 😀 I like regular Red Bull but HATE the sugar free Red Bull. Also, I loved your poem!