The Lonely Chauvinist.
Too much booze, not enough love.
I'd kill for a pint of whiskey,
or a lassie to give me a hickey.
I like 'em quite plump,
with a big o'l fat rump.
Just someone to say they miss me.
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Lamar Wiggins
Creative writer in the Northeast US who loves the paranormal, mystery, true crime, horror, humor, fantasy and poetry.
"Life is Love Experienced" -LW
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Trees are better at life - Bark is stronger than bite They would rather grow ****************************** Haikus are brilliant for allowing you to wonder, to challenge you to fill in the blanks and interpret them as you wish. Feel free to enjoy another arrangement of thought-provoking syllables below. Thank you.
By Lamar Wiggins3 years ago in Poets
Comments (15)
You have a talent for rhymes also, Lamar my man. This was short and sweet but very well done.
This is awesome! I had such a hard time with limericks!
Omg I am so glad I clicked the link to this in your recent article 🤣 this is excellently funny but also has this brilliant contrast between the humor/trivialization/sexualization of yearning for love and the deeper desire for validation and someone to share moments with and I really dig it. I’m shocked this didn’t place, I feel you nailed the assignment here!
HaHa! Best of luck on your search for Nookievana!
Oh, a chauvinist indeed! This was so brilliant!
This one gives smile all around!! Great job
Bravo, Sir! This was fantastic...hilarious, clever and just a joy to read!
Bullseye buddy I’m with Heather, it’s a grand slam very nice ❤️
Oh wow, Lamar! You knocked this one out of the park! I loved it. It had everything I feel a limerick should have. I really loved this one!
Very clever
Lol. Nicely done
Hahah! This is awesome 🤣🤣
I’m a big fan of this one!! 😍 Clever, honest, great rhymes!! Love it! 🥰
Great limerick! This one will be noticed 😀🥇
really like the tone of this one