"The Last Gift : A Divine Comedy"
''A divine gift exchange with surprising results"
When God created Adam and Eve, He said to them
"I only have two gifts left
The first is the art of peeing standing up...''
Adam didn't let him go any further, and said, Me!!! Me!!! Me!!!
Please, Lord, I want this gift!
Please!
It will make my life so much easier!
Please!!!
Give it to me!!!
Eve shook her head, saying that it was okay.
God gave Adam this gift, who shouted with joy!
He ran around the Garden of Eden, urinating on all the trees and bushes, and headed for the beach, where he drew pictures in the sand.
In this way, he did not stop showing his immense happiness!!!
God and Eve looked at the man who was happy. Then Eve asked
"Lord, what is the other gift?"
God replied
Brains, Eve!
Brains! It's for you
About the Creator
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"Do It Again" the track that would ultimately open the Beach Boys final album on Capitol Records which was released on February 10th 1969 had originally been released as a single in August of 1968. The track was the first of many post-Pet Sounds era throwbacks to the early Beach Boys sound which would become continually more cliched and eventually lead the Beach Boys to the level of self-parody they would eventually succumb to in the 1980s while their closest contemporaries The Beatles nearing the end of their run in 1969 would go on to be viewed as the most influential band of all time. However, the song itself is not bad on its surface, and it opens with a futuristic sounding (for 1969) drumbeat captured by then-Beach Boys engineer Stephen Desper using tape delays on the drums performed by Dennis Wilson and John Guerin. The song has been re-recorded numerous times over the years on various Beach Boys-related projects most notably the 2011 re-recording at Capitol studios featuring the five surviving Beach Boys at the time backed instrumentally by various members of both the Brian Wilson Band and Mike Loves touring "Beach Boys" to promote the then upcoming Beach Boys 50th Anniversary reunion tour in 2012. The hammering and power drill sound at the end of the song was an excerpt from a track called "Workshop" that was to be a part of the uncompleted "SMiLE" album.
By Sean Callaghan8 days ago in Beat
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Appropriate for international woman’s day. Really nice comedy poem
Well written 👏