The Laptop

Bert let Ernie

use his PC

there was something on the internet

he really needed to see

Bert had no idea

that Ernie was a perv

or of the things

he so badly needed to observe

as soon as Bert had left the room

Ernie fired up chrome

opened several dodgy porno sites

and let his free hand roam

once the pages he chose had loaded

Ernie dropped his dacks

pulled his muppet pecker out

and gave it several wacks

as you can imagine, the detritus of his “joy”

went nearly everywhere

on the keyboard and the mouse

some went on the chair

Bert came back

put his hand to his mouth

let out a low moan in

the back of his throat

“oh god please tell me” said Bert

“that that didn’t come from you”

“relax Bert” said Ernie

“It’s just wallpaper glue” wink wink