The itsy bitsy spider hangs above my bed
Nine little legs dancing on a silky strand
Collection of atoms more rare than gold and gems
So let me set you free before I fall asleep
Come here you little spider hanging above my bed
Shit where the fuck’d you go you fucking little shit?
I guess good deeds never goes unpunished
And I hope this itsy bitsy spider isn’t in my sheets.
(Inspired by true events)
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A/N:
About to cross the 20k mark on the WIP, and rewarded myself with this comedic telling of a true story. If you've enjoyed this, please leave a like and an insight below. If you really enjoyed this, tips to fuel my coffee addiction are always appreciated. All formatting is designed for desktops. Want to read more? Below are the best of the very best of my works:
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Matthew J. Fromm
Full-time nerd, history enthusiast, and proprietor of arcane knowledge.
Here there be dragons, knights, castles, and quests (plus the occasional dose of absurdity).
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Comments (8)
Lol. I can totally see this going down. It still amazes me how they even get in the house. They weren't invited!
Haha!! This is too real! Hope you got some sleep that night!
This is a hilarious twist on the classic! Love how it goes from chill to full-on panic in seconds. That spider's got some serious stealth skills!
I like your angry sense of humour. I suppose it happens to the best of us but it’s entertaining to read! 🤣
It's the ones you can't see that you should worry about. Loved your poem, it gave me a giggle <3
Loved you humorous itsy bitsy spider!!!❤️❤️💕
I've already experienced this moment! 🤣
Never take your eye off them, lol!! What a bit of fun and good for you crossing that major threshold!! My calendar today says it's 'word nerd day', how fitting :)